just a snippet of a funny email of one-liners:
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
- Marcus Brigstocke
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation
- Jimmy Carr
I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the
obvious one was "Shout For Help"
- Mark Watson, Rhod Gilbert
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a
winner and a loser at the same time
- Demetri Martin
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake
- Chris Addison
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that
- Milton Jones
And howie’s favourite…
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of
our family holidays in Customs
- Patrick Monahan