you just can't understand how much my grandma is the coolest. i love her so much.
she had a black eye this morning when i visited her. i asked her what the deal with it was. she'd had it for about two weeks already, but i hadn't seen her. it was from her throwing up and her glasses hitting her eye as she leaned her head on the medicine cabinet (gee old people bruise easily). she's done it before with the other eye too.
anyway, she and grandpa went to church the morning after it happened the first and second times, and when people asked her what had happened, she told them "john did it". john being my grandpa. how funny is that! she said she got some of the funniest shocked looks from people.
but their minister came out with a good one. he leaned over to grandpa at church the first time it had happened, and told him that he should have done both eyes so it was evened up. so when she had this new one a few weeks later, grandpa got in quick and told the minister that he'd taken his advice. their minister came back with 'you should hit her on the body so the bruises aren't so obivous'. i was laughing my head off as grandma told me all this. old people are gold.
(just to clarify. my grandfather does not hit my grandmother)
Category: warm fuzzyshmmmmm. I'm going to steal your grandparents.
Posted by: bowen at June 27, 2005 09:35 PM